Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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