Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(909): View more from California

Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.

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(641): View more from Iowa

just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now

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(907): View more from Alaska

I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.

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(248): View more from Michigan

after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup

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(214): View more from Texas

then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them

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(260): View more from Indiana

One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag

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