Sacagawea was the original milf.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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