he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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