I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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