I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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