so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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