Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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