I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
