So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"it" just moved
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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