The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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