the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....