we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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