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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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