I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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