I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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