even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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