I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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