Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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