I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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