Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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