Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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