Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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