doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
