..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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