They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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