I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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