Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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