i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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