I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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