Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
