grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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