Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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