It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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