Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her