Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.