Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It's shark week go big or go home
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.