We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I think a kid would responsible me up
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito