Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.