When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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