This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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