It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Randomize