so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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