I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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