his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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