He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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