She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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