she is the kim kardashian of front butts
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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