quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
