Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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