someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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