I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
try to milk me bitch
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