Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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