The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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