My brain says no but my pants say off.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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