Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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