it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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