3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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