Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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