question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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